We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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