There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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