All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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