You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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