My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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