Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Randomize
