just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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