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Im on beer infinity
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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