If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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