susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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