this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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