i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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