Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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