Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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