I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Randomize
