Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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