If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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