she is the kim kardashian of front butts
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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