i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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