Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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