Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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