it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
