My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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