I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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