yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
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