You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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