why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I FOUND THE LEGS
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize
