Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
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