Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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