Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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