Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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