He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
Randomize
