just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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