her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Randomize
