Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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