I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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