that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
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