I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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