Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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