so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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