Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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