if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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