Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
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