so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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