READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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