you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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