my soul wont recognize me after tonight
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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