Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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