He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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