it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
No subtext here. People are naked.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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