there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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