I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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