her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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