Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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