Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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